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幽默笑话
Bedtime Prayers

  Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

  Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

  And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in

  my geography exam!"

  睡前祷告词

  朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为 意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”

  妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”

  朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”

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