During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...

翻译：

有个老师想教会学生们什么叫做礼貌。
一天，在她的课堂上，她问到：“Michael，如果你和一个年轻女士共进晚餐的话，你会用什么办法来告诉她你想上厕所？”Michael说：“我想去尿尿，马上回来。”
老师回到：“这样说不够礼貌。Sherman，你会怎么说？”
Sherman说：“对不起，我需要上一下洗手间。我很快就会回来的。”
“不错，好些了。但是仍然欠缺点什么，在餐桌上最好不要提到洗手间这样的词。Edward，你能想想你会用什么好态度来应对吗？”
“我会说：亲爱的，能不能失陪一小会儿。我现在要赶去和我一个非常要好的朋友握个手，我饭后也正想把他介绍给你认识呢。”
老师晕倒...