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幽默笑话
My Car Takes Full Service Only!!
A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readilyput their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks.

After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check, everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.

坚持全套服务

有位小姐坐在抛锚的车子里等待救援,终于有两个男人走向她。她笑着说:「我的车子没有油了!可以请你们帮忙把它推去加油站吗?」他们欣然上前卖力地推车子,好不容易经过了几个街区。过了一会儿,其中一位精疲力竭的男士抬头一看,正好看见他们刚错过一个加油站。他大叫:「为什么你不转进去?」那个小姐大声回答:「我从不去那里,他们没有全套的服务!」注:全套服务的加油站有工作人员帮忙加油、擦车窗、检查机油等等,所以顾客不需要下车。
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